Hitch Hiker

Hitch Hiker - The act of defecating in an individuals traveling instruments. Examples: (These range from least hitch-hikerish to the original hitch hiker.) - Female's Purse - Friends Backpack - The trunk of a car - The back seat of a car History: The origin of the Hitch Hiker developed out of an "Upper Decker" gone wrong. One word. Revenge. That revenge came in the soft brown form of fecal matter residing in the back seat of a beat up four door sedan. It expanded into other various forms of the hitch hiker, some still being discovered across the glob. However, the soul intent to place the poo in another persons traveling instruments remains.